Our Calm Your Tits Card Game is a titillating pairs game for very silly adults is to win all the cards or be the last tit standing!
Players win cards for correctly shouting "Nice tits!" or "Tough tits!" when a matching pair shows, or for having the quickest hand action when the Fat Balls appear.
Watch out when the Pussy Posse are on patrol...things could easily go tits up!
HOW TO PLAY
The dealer turns to the person to their left and says, 'Show me your Tits'.
That lucky person starts the game by turning over the top card from their pile, and forming a new 'face-up' pile.
Watch out, when matching pairs or special cards appear, the following actions apply:
BLUE PAIR Shout "Nice Tits" and take both piles
RED PAIR Shout "Tough Tits" and take both piles
FAT BALLS Shout "Calm Your Tits" and take any pile of Tough Tits
PUSSY POSSE No pairs can be taken when this card is out!
2-6 Players
Age 16+
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